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oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.
Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.
oneal tool by FATJANET February 18, 2004
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Ronnie Oneal 

To profess innocence when you are caught red handed committing a crime.
Don't be a fucking Ronnie Oneal. I saw you piss in my pint.

He's doin a Ronnie Oneal and denying everything even though she has a video of him shagging the next door neighbor.

Man just admit to stealing her knickers. Everyone saw you do it. Don't be a Ronnie Oneal.
Ronnie Oneal by Donny Kim July 26, 2021
Jay: Dude Can You See That Oneular Guy Over There?
Bob: No, I Cant Thats Why Im The Smart One.
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onalerona 

She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
Wow you should be like onalerona

I’m in a onalerona mood
onalerona by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018

Shquitler O'neal 

a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal
oh shoot run shquitler o'neal is after u!!!