One-Wayer 

in motorsports, most notably NASCAR, a driver who has such little talent, when the schedule goes from a traditional left-turn only track to a road course with right turns, the driver fails misrebly.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. , Matt Kenseth, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Burton, Kasey Kahne, and Kyle Busch are all perfect examples of One-Wayers.

One-Wayer by Levantence December 7, 2006

El One Fee Water 

The Man, The Myth, The Mong.

Noun: An absolute mong, loves pistachio ice cream and abusing pineapples.
Noun: A political ideology that supports the creation of pineapple pizza

Example 1: Look at this guy El One Fee Water getting himself banned off of a sub-reddit, the absolute mong.
Example 2: A dummy thicc italian bitch who lives in new jersey, who gets bullied a lot by people on the internet and has

an imaginary girlfriend.

El One Fee Water by ACraZYHippIEZA January 29, 2021

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi 

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

one oar in the water 

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

one oar in the water by octopod May 8, 2004

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

OneWayer 

The chief jannie (spawn janitor) on the minecraft anarchy server 9b9t. This dude probably has OCD or some shit, who knows what his motivations are. In any case, we appreciate his work.

OneWayer is being a spawn jannie again.

OneWayer by OffCamber June 24, 2025