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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

One Sock Sexual 

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
One Sock Sexual by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

"One sock on, one sock off" conditioning 

The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.

Barefoot one sock bandit 

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

shit in one sock 

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."

Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".
"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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