One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

One Eye’d Pirate by Medix457 April 7, 2022

one eyed pirate 

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

one eyed pirate by rimmer January 21, 2003

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

one-eyed pirate 

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

one-eyed pirate by Ryan April 20, 2004

one eyed pirate 

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

one eyed pirate by Jesse May 25, 2004

One Eyed Pirate 

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

One Eyed Pirate by Bainemo August 16, 2004

One Eyed Pirate 

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

One Eyed Pirate by Lylyann July 11, 2016