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onage
onage by EatSleepBaconRepeat June 3, 2018
es-pee-onage
The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
es-pee-onage by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
Onagad
When a guy drinks too much but can still get hard enough to have sex. However, you are so drunk that you can't get off by having sex, so instead you jerk yourself off onto the girl.
Onagad by Machoman Randy Savage April 7, 2008
onalerona
She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
onalerona by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018
Lamplot Ownage
On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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