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Skrt skrt on who Heeseung and giselle 🧐
It’s a group of people who talk about everything and laugh about everything sometimes they will talk about serious things but mostly abt fun things. They talk almost everyday.
Skrt skrt on who Heeseung and giselle 🧐 by Dearmisow December 26, 2021
Depends on who you ask.
The response you get when you ask someone is they're single. Typically what this means is that they sleep around a lot but don't want to say they do.
"Erin thinks she's so smart when she said it depends on who you ask. Everyone knows she's a whore."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
"Dan said depends on who you ask so he can try to sleep with you. Everyone knows he has a girlfriend."
Depends on who you ask. by Danny Rand September 7, 2018
who on dat bus
who on dat bus by Georgw April 5, 2011
Who on earth cares?
When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
Who on earth cares? by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
Who's on first?
Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.
In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."
"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."
"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
Who's on first? by AJ Molina February 23, 2009
Who's on deck?
Who's on deck? by Bat woman August 26, 2015
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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