On tings 

When two people are talking a lot and flirting and maybe getting intimate however are not officially going out so they are just on tings with each other

'What's going on with u and Jade'
'Ah nothing offivial we just on tings you know'

On tings by Amylee24 August 30, 2017

up on things 

Knowledgeable of the ways of the street.

If you ain't up on things... etc.

up on things by nokianinja October 7, 2002

today on things 

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

today on things by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

Who am I (to comment on things)? by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>let the running of your mind on things you do not control stop<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by 0AmanasazA0 November 22, 2025

do_people_click_on_random_things? 

Yeah Apparently

do_people_click_on_random_things?:

Apparently people also look at this part to so,
HELLO WORLD

do_people_click_on_random_things? by Etan888 March 14, 2018

On dis ting 

Also known in the txt world as ODT. On Dis Ting can refer to someone who is committed to an act where others would have deviated or fell short due to laziness, cowardice or lack of self confidence.

"You man are on dis ting"

Marlon: "are you sure you going to through with this?"

Denzel "yeah fam, I'm on dis ting"

On dis ting by Denzel The Game May 3, 2013