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On my way! 

The abbreviation, “omw” but typed from an iPhone with the default keyboard shortcut.
Guy 1 (texting): aight I’m On my way!

Guy 1: shit, I just meant to say omw

Guy 2: rip
On my way! by Vampiric May 15, 2018
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On my way! 

"On my way!" Is a term that expresses either extreme sarcasm or enthusiasm towards being on one's way to a place. It can be said with or without intent, as the keyboard shortcut ‘omw’ may make someone say this unintentionally. In the cases this happens, it is a very traumatic scene that is very real in our world today.
“im On my way! rn
On my way!”
“How could you.”
On my way! by kurukuru November 25, 2023

On my way 

When a "friend" refers to a period in time where they are THINKING about leaving but could actually arrive in anywhere from 1 to 6 hours (usually later than sooner).
Garret: Don't worry man, on my way !

*3 hours later*

Garret arrives
On my way by FactorySP May 27, 2017
Word of the Day on May 19, 2022

on my way 

In the process of commuting to your location
Dude, I'm pulling out of my driveway. I'm on my way
on my way by theF8 January 22, 2015

On my way 

What a friend says when I’m reality they just woke up.
Hey Erica I’m on my way!

*4 hours later* Jessie arrives
On my way by Justdoitjoe May 11, 2018

on my way 

what one says when they’re moving consciously in a positive and healthy direction
bio: “on my way”
Viewers thoughts: “they’re on their way to greatness.
on my way by anonymous May 21, 2023

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch 

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.
Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."
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