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A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
by Justin October 12, 2004
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.
Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"
by RLIL1 January 15, 2008
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when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
by M4NI24 March 08, 2010
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When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.


Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.
by Screwmatic October 18, 2008
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a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.
girl: he's on my dick ..
by babyygie February 17, 2019
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A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"
"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*
by gnomedome96 January 19, 2011
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