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On the general elite order aka geo geographical location from the heavens and the Earth from Earth to heaven. In rank and file ,
The rule of the elite is based upon (not-necessarily explicit) force and fraud but The social structure is sustained by a political formula or that typically correlates with a generally accepted religion, ideology or myth Governing elites,
Non-governing
On Geo you got me f***** up
On geo by ToxicNova913 March 2, 2024
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on Geoff 

Pronounced: GEE-OFF

The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.

It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.

If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.

If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton

WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing

Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"

Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating

Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
on Geoff by The Geoff God December 16, 2020

Freshin' on Georgia

Smokin' mad weed everyday, all day.
Dude, you're freshin' on Georgia.

Wrist on Geology 

When your watch or bracelet is covered in diamonds, sapphires, or other precious gems
Yo did you see Jordan’s new Audemars? His wrist on geology!
Wrist on Geology by Wardstaps March 6, 2019

Hop on Geometry Dash 

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.
Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.

on giggity george floyd

Bruce: Wanna go eat pizza
James: Hell yeah on giggity george floyd

Get George Bush on the line 

Excuse me, I gotta get George Bush on the line.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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