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Oil floats on Water

“Oil Floats on Water!”
“1) Wait for it to Rain?”
“2) Cover Yourself in Oil-“
“3) Fly...”
Oil floats on Water by Jacket1989_ December 4, 2020

Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.
Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn
Beanbag on water by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

jetskis on water 

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

walking on water

doing something extravagant that others would never expect of you
Oh he was really walking on water over this weekend
walking on water by oldxwise November 13, 2013

walk on water 

1. Greatest thing ever.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.

Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.
I love him so much, he can walk on water.

I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.
walk on water by invisible February 2, 2004