On Digits

Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.

Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.

by superslacker87 July 16, 2008

digits on the d floor

The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor

Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome

by your_name_oi August 6, 2007

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Three digit on-time

Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.

I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!

by HoppyC April 29, 2011

digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

by benighse December 9, 2009