On Digits

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Refers to an electronic or digital version of a hardcopy item, ie: printed version of a powerpoint presentation, printed copy of an essay for a class, etc.

Do you have that on digits? It will be easier for me to proofread your essay.

On Digits by superslacker87 July 16, 2008

Words you can keep

digits on the d floor

The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor

Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome

digits on the d floor by your_name_oi August 6, 2007

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

Self on digital services by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Three digit on-time

Getting in to work any time before 10:00 AM, less than an hour lart if you officially start work at 9. This gets the name from the number of digits in the time.

I don't know why my manager gave me that look when I came in. I was three digit on-time this morning!

Three digit on-time by HoppyC April 29, 2011

digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

digital lipstick on your collar by benighse December 9, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026