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proofread 

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.
I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.
proofread by TheMonger May 17, 2006

Post-Proofread 

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.
That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
Post-Proofread by iBetty December 26, 2011

proofreading

Checking your god damn paper for incorrect spelling and grammatical mistakes.
I should have been proofreading my paper last night instead of watching "The Office." I could have caught my wrong use of the word "There."
proofreading by Jesus = Jew October 5, 2016

proofreading

Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.
Proofreading your definitions will not give you cancer. Just do it. Please.
proofreading by Yopmail User July 4, 2023

Poopreading 

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.
Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.
Poopreading by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Under Proofed 

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"
That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out
Under Proofed by Gnözzel August 21, 2016