A type of English sandwich, concocted subsequent to the time of Lord Sandwich, made from pickles and dillos found near Piccadilly Square in London.
A got off the Tube at Piccadilly Square to grab the piccadillo sandwich on plain bread, then headed on to Cockfosters at the end of the line.
by benighse June 7, 2009
Get the piccadillomug. Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
Get the Palintologistmug. by benighse June 28, 2009
Get the whore muttmug. Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
by benighse December 9, 2009
Get the digital lipstick on your collarmug. Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.
by benighse November 22, 2009
Get the hemorrhoid tourniquetmug. "Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.
by benighse January 9, 2010
Get the Going Down Townmug. A United States Senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit sexual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
The continuing saga of Sexator John Ensign, arising from his sexual involvement with his wife's best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the C Street Fraternity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
by benighse July 23, 2009
Get the Sexatormug.