21 definitions by benighse
The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.
Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.
by benighse January 9, 2010
Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"
by benighse July 28, 2009
Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.
My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.
by benighse December 10, 2009
If you have a stupid Governor and cannot speak nice about him, then he has truly become a Gub'Nor for the idiots who still support him.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
Our Gub'Nor is dumber than your Gub'Nor.
Got Gub'Nor? Take Ours!
Our Gub'Nor is as dumb as a fencepost and just as intransigent.
Come visit Nevada, and when you leave, please take our Gub'Nor with you.
by benighse June 24, 2009
Political serendipity by a person named Sarah.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally stumbles upon something fortunate, especially while looking for something entirely unrelated.
Sarahdipity is the political effect of a Sarah accidentally stumbling around on the political stage while spouting unrelated babble, platitudes and winking.
My Joe Sixpack background qualifies me to run as a silly republican; and look, I got a $million dollar book deal-Is this Sarahdipity or what?
by benighse November 20, 2009
modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."
I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
or
You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
by benighse June 24, 2009
I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.
by benighse February 5, 2010