Definitions by benighse

Humshi 

When humans eat raw fish it is "sushi." When Sharks eat raw humans, it is "humshi."

I told those guys not to go surfing in shark infested waters. One of them got eaten by the Great White Shark. It's just payback for those of us who eat sushi....the shark just decided to have some humshi...tastes like chicken.

Humshi by benighse February 5, 2010

Going Down Town 

"Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.

"Going down town, gonna see my gal, gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my ding dong."

Going Down Town by benighse January 9, 2010

partisansexship 

The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.

Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.

partisansexship by benighse January 9, 2010

slooshy

A slooshy is having sex with your (girlfriend, mistress, wife) while she is on the rag.

Hey dear, let's go do the dirty wambo. I can't honey, I'm on the rag. That's okay, just toss the towel on the bed and we'll have a slooshy. It's all good.

slooshy by benighse December 20, 2009

chubnublets

noun, New age sweet talk for commenting on nice breasts during play time, or discussing with a buddy in public when simply blurting out "nice breasts" won't do.

Gosh, what a nice set of chubnublets. I'll bet those would be pleasant bedroom toys when the clothes are peeled off. That blast of cold air sure niplified that nice rack of chubnublets walking by.

chubnublets by benighse December 12, 2009

digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

digital lipstick on your collar by benighse December 9, 2009

hemorrhoid tourniquet

Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.

During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.

hemorrhoid tourniquet by benighse November 22, 2009