Going Down Town

"Going Down Town..." is the name of a famous song that everyone knows by heart and joins in to finish with you as soon as you say the first three words.
"Going down town, gonna see my gal, gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my ding dong."
by benighse January 10, 2010
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Democralogical

Statements of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the Democrat saying it; the naive fantasy delusions of misunderstood musings by misfits in a political discussion of current reality to the Republican hearing it.
I always listen to the democralogical comments of my friends, but as a Republican, they go directly to the wastebasket in my brain, never to be repeated in polite company.

If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.
by benighse June 27, 2009
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Niplify

Nipples that go from flaccid to inflated.
We saw her niplify. She went out into the cool air with her skank top on and her nipples got niplified in seconds to stand out and be noticed by all passing by.
by benighse November 20, 2009
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political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
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whore mutt

Doggerel political talk about the bad manners of a puppy love mutt or a philandering politician.
My politician is no better than your whore mutt.

My whore mutt is no worse than your politician.
by benighse June 29, 2009
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partisansexship

The ability of Democrats and Republicans to see the other party's sexual trysts as morally reprehensible while excusing their own party's sex scandals.
Every Republican points to Former Democrat President Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky and bemoans the fact he should have been impeached and removed from office, while noting or overlooking that Republicans Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Larry Craig among others were or are entitled to finish their terms in office while their sex scandals are excused. This partisansexship remains an on-going dichotomy not easily explained by rational thinking human beings.
by benighse January 09, 2010
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Palintologist

Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
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