benighse's definitions
modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."
I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.
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You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
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You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.
by benighse June 23, 2009
Get the fecishmug. When opposing football fans make you mad, you simply let your BudBird fly. If you are 86 and own an NFL team, then the BudBird is valued at $250,000. Fine, let them both fly.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
If BudBirds are worth $250,000, what would a fullblown Italian signal of hand to opposite inner elbow signaling "UpYours!" cost in the NFL? Let's have Bud demonstrate it on the balcony next week and find out.
by benighse November 19, 2009
Get the BudBirdmug. "Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
Get the political erectionmug. A political philosophy that a Republican can do no wrong even while doing terrible wrongs.
A Republican who espouses that he stands for Family Values while having an adulterous affair; who advocates he is godly as a Judeo-Christian while claiming no other religion should be considered of any, let alone, equal value under law; who believes in Fiscal Responsibility while spending like a drunken sailor; who espouses support for the Constitution while ignoring personal and privacy rights guaranteed therein; who says we should not be the world policeman while advocating preemptive war; who concludes America stands for liberty and freedom except for every other American that he disagrees with and their liberties and freedoms; and who claims to have personal intelligence while conversing with others as if he were an absolute idiot.
A Republican who espouses that he stands for Family Values while having an adulterous affair; who advocates he is godly as a Judeo-Christian while claiming no other religion should be considered of any, let alone, equal value under law; who believes in Fiscal Responsibility while spending like a drunken sailor; who espouses support for the Constitution while ignoring personal and privacy rights guaranteed therein; who says we should not be the world policeman while advocating preemptive war; who concludes America stands for liberty and freedom except for every other American that he disagrees with and their liberties and freedoms; and who claims to have personal intelligence while conversing with others as if he were an absolute idiot.
by benighse July 1, 2009
Get the Republinutmug. A United States Senator who has defined his legacy based on an illicit sexual relationship for which he was caught while in office but did not resign.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
Usually, a Senator who publicly espoused an exuberant commitment to "Family Values" and the religious equivalent of a commitment to marriage vows, but who got his private priorities and private parts mixed up and was involved in sex escapades with another.
The continuing saga of Sexator John Ensign, arising from his sexual involvement with his wife's best friend, expands almost daily with more leaks and stories from his political cohorts that lived with him at the C Street Fraternity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
Sexator Ensign is proud of his public support of the "Protect Marriage" bill even though he didn't have the strength of character to protect his own from his personal infidelity.
by benighse July 23, 2009
Get the Sexatormug. A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Argentinean tale / Argentinean tailmug. Hemorrhoid tourniquet: trying on thong underwear and getting your hemorrhoids caught in the floss when you pull them off.
During some man-talk over beers, one of the guys explained how he tried on his girlfriend's thong during a hemorrhoid flare-up and it got really squeezed as he took them off. His beer buddy didn't miss a beat as he explained "No Pain, No Gain" and confirmed that hemorrhoid tourniquets like that were coming into vogue at old man frat parties.
by benighse November 22, 2009
Get the hemorrhoid tourniquetmug.