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It means “oh my lord Jesus Christ” 🕴 thats it🕴That’s what it means👯 ♂️
Michelle: “hey I fucked ur sister” me: “omljc”
Omljc by Mori zoldyck December 25, 2020
Words you can keep
Oh My Jesus Christ Monkey Balls!

Whenever you think of saying omg, don't be gay, say omjcmb!

---from South Park
Kyle: Did you hear that Trevor likes shaking the can to gay porn?
Greg: OMJCMB!
OMJCMB by Kyle and Greg January 3, 2009
Related Words
Omljc OMJC OMLJ omlc OMFJC Omfjcih OMGLJC OMJCMB omjcsotlghmomas omlcatra
Stands for "Oh My Lesbian Jesus"

Often used when you see a picture or video of Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus
Caitlin: OMLJ did you see that picture of Hayley?!

Tammy: OMLJ yes, her veins and abs are so perfect. And her personality just cleanses my soul.
OMLJ by kiyokoscenes July 5, 2018
"Oh my Jesus Christ"!
OMJC
OMJC by Tit0 May 13, 2009
Oh My Jesus Christ. Because jesus christ sounds so much better then god.
Did you see that shooting star? omjc it was huge!
omjc by yourafgt April 16, 2009
This means oh my jesus christ.
"OMJC i just saw a GHOST!!"
OMJC by Luver January 13, 2008

omlcatra 

THE BEST EDITOR EVERYONE LOVES HER
she is so kind and makes such good edits
do you know omlcatra
ofc I love her edits
omlcatra by drippyfei July 1, 2021
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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