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Oh My Jesus Christ Monkey Balls!

Whenever you think of saying omg, don't be gay, say omjcmb!

---from South Park
Kyle: Did you hear that Trevor likes shaking the can to gay porn?
Greg: OMJCMB!
OMJCMB by Kyle and Greg January 3, 2009
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Stands for "Oh My Lesbian Jesus"

Often used when you see a picture or video of Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus
Caitlin: OMLJ did you see that picture of Hayley?!

Tammy: OMLJ yes, her veins and abs are so perfect. And her personality just cleanses my soul.
OMLJ by kiyokoscenes July 5, 2018
OMJC
OMJC by Tit0 May 13, 2009
Oh My Jesus Christ. Because jesus christ sounds so much better then god.
Did you see that shooting star? omjc it was huge!
omjc by yourafgt April 16, 2009
"OMJC i just saw a GHOST!!"
OMJC by Luver January 13, 2008

omlcatra 

THE BEST EDITOR EVERYONE LOVES HER
she is so kind and makes such good edits
do you know omlcatra
ofc I love her edits
omlcatra by drippyfei July 1, 2021