OMFJC 

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

OMFJC by MsMeglit June 11, 2009

OMJCMB 

Oh My Jesus Christ Monkey Balls!

Whenever you think of saying omg, don't be gay, say omjcmb!

---from South Park

Kyle: Did you hear that Trevor likes shaking the can to gay porn?
Greg: OMJCMB!

OMJCMB by Kyle and Greg January 3, 2009

OMFJ 

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMJC 

"Oh my Jesus Christ"!

OMJC

OMJC by Tit0 May 13, 2009

omjc 

Oh My Jesus Christ. Because jesus christ sounds so much better then god.

Did you see that shooting star? omjc it was huge!

omjc by yourafgt April 16, 2009

omfc 

1.Oh my fishy cod

2.oh my fish cod .
Just a subsitution fo omfg instead and it sounds funny ahahahaha.

1. Jimmy wins a race
RANDOM GUY:Omfc

omfc by NativeG77 June 9, 2009

OMJC 

This means oh my jesus christ.

"OMJC i just saw a GHOST!!"

OMJC by Luver January 13, 2008