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Definitions by kiyokoscenes

Post Kiyoko Depression 

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.
Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

Expectations (Overture) 

Expectations (Overture) is the overture to Hayley Kiyoko's debut studio album "Expectations." It is said to believe this beautiful compostion is definitely 100% what you hear when the gates to Lesbian Jesus' heaven open.
Andrea: DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD HAYLEY'S HOLY VOCALS IN EXPECTATIONS (OVERTURE)???!!
Norma: YASS BITCH OMG THAT SHIT IS AMAZING MY WIG FLEW TO MARS
Stands for "Oh My Lesbian Jesus"

Often used when you see a picture or video of Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus
Caitlin: OMLJ did you see that picture of Hayley?!

Tammy: OMLJ yes, her veins and abs are so perfect. And her personality just cleanses my soul.
OMLJ by kiyokoscenes July 5, 2018