Omelettize

to turn an object into something resembling the consistency of an omelette.

Man, this is baby making music!
Yeah, but that bass would omelettize a baby before it could form.

Omelettize by Solly Jim July 9, 2009

Goat Cheese Omelette 

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

chin omelette 

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face

I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.

chin omelette by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head 

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.

a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....

omelette head by gibbergoo September 20, 2009

Omelette du fromage 

The amazing phrase from Dexter's laboratory in the episode "The Big Cheese", when he listens to a French recording overnight to learn said language. This consequentially gets stuck on repeat, on this phrase. The next day all he can say is "omelette du fromage", actually working to his advantage in everything he does (except at the end, when his lab blows up).

Although meant to depict "cheese omelette", this phrase is grammatically incorrect. You should say "omelette au fromage", which means "an omelette with cheese".

Despite this, people still say the phrase "for the lols."

Mike: I only know one french word. Actually a phrase: Omelette du fromage.

Sarah: Dexter's lab?

Mike: Dexter's lab!

Sarah: Hahahaha!!

Mike: Roflcopter Lolmobile!

Sarah: 'o.O?

Mike: Jk.

Sarah: -.-

Omelette du fromage by MrSchwab December 12, 2009

Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts

Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts

Trouser omelette by Mzavy January 13, 2016

Rusty omelette 

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants

Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.

Rusty omelette by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008