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An oldiphile is a pediphile towards old people

hey you see that old man over there im going to be a oldiphile to him

Oldiphile by pediphile March 19, 2017

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Oldaphile

A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other.

Linda Horner really wanted to get with her 65 year old history teacher because she is an oldaphile.

Oldaphile by Victor 7 April 19, 2009

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Oldiphile • Oldaphile • oldephile • Oldophile • omniphile • Oleophile

Oldophile

The opposite of a pedophile. Someone young who is attracted to older people.

"Johnny got mistaken for a pedophile, but instead he really was an oldophile."

Oldophile by Lizana August 19, 2008

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omniphile

Derived from the latin roots "omni" and "philia". A person who loves and has sex with everything. Just as a necrophile loves and has sex with dead people.

Patrick is so desparate to get play here at Stevens that he's considering becoming an omniphile.

omniphile by H4ce November 1, 2004

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Oleophile

Someone who has an affinity for fat people of size.

Narayan is an oleophile. I heard he humped a 400 lbs fatwoman once.

Oleophile by CptCrunk December 10, 2015

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oldephile

One who has sexual relationships with the older generation. Typically more than 15 years older to be precise.

The very much opposite of paedophile.

Oh my god, she's such an oldephile. Going about sleeping with older guys like that.

oldephile by Impshum May 5, 2009

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Omniphile

The person who likes everything.

He likes literally everything, he sure is an omniphile

Omniphile by Persona732 May 8, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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