CptCrunk's definitions

Fatipino

An overweight Filipino. When Filipinos come to North America they eat too much processed and fast foods. Resulting in Fatipinos.

That fatipino ate my dog.

by CptCrunk November 22, 2010

gorkalitus

To have a sore throat or loss of voice from giving too many blow jobs or too much deep throating.

"Candice your voice is really hoarse today." Yea my boyfriend gave me gorkalitus.

by cptcrunk June 26, 2015

Oleophile

Someone who has an affinity for fat people of size.

Narayan is an oleophile. I heard he humped a 400 lbs fatwoman once.

by CptCrunk December 10, 2015

Getting Some Fat

To have sex with a fat chick. Typically something a feeder says about his gainer.

Ahh man. I was up late getting some fat. But she smelled something fierce.

by CptCrunk August 24, 2011

Swazy

A leisurely relaxed way to stroll. Often swaying side to side. Esp when stoned.

Once I bust a nut, I'm swazy.
Ice-T Swazy (reposession)

by CptCrunk November 29, 2004