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the term for a fat fuck that has a small dick, is offensive to people with the name 'Emilit' and if you say it best know you are offending an entire fucking culture and religion and godforbid solar system. Oinkerts are slimy and rodents and are also goats in games such as survivor and bigb rither and dont even get me started on the 'Jshies'
fuck you oinkert
Oinkert by Senior Fuck YOu February 21, 2021
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Penis Oinker

Penis Oinker by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Jibbery Style Oinkery 

Jibbery Style Oinkery is symptom that a pig gets when its addicted to meth, and it is Jibbery when its doing Oinkery.
That pig is defiantly addicted to meth, look at the Jibbery Style Oinkery
Someone who usually eats a large amount of food at a rapid rate. This usually results in becoming blubbered with fat and become obese.
Holy Cow! Stop eating so much you little oinker.
oinker by Anonymous July 2, 2003
yo i just picked up an oinker on my radar detector
oinker by soverign May 4, 2006
Usage came from the word pig. What do pigs do? They oink. So... a pig is a an oinker, and anyone with a badge, is an oinker.
Shit, those fuckin oinkers raided my house and took all my e.
oinker by *** May 13, 2005

Oinkerbob 

1.the derogatory term for referring to one, normally a he, as a common pig. Common deriving fromo Bob, being a common name, and oinker, a name for pig, usually meaning fat, oily, or dirty

2. A name referring to intelligence level and lack thereof, with the likeness of the brain of a pig.
1. Jack and Jill went up the hill but Jill called Jack an Oinkerbob after their fight and shoved him down a hill.

2. Jack: Did you see bill's grades?

Jill: Yeah, what an oinkerbob for getting an F

Jack: Aren't you being a little harsh?

Jill: mind your business, @$$hole!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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