Making a nude women do a tripod and then, pushing the penis straight down, moving your penis in and out of her vagina while also rotating around and stepping over her upturned legs.
The man can also be wearing roller skates if done on a hardwood floor.
When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.
We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller
Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.