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Oil Changer

People who change their own oil and call themselves an automotiveenthusiast”.

The lowest form of car “enthusiast”, these are the people that frequent car forums and discourage others from doing projects themselves. They can usually be found talking people out of motor/transmission swaps (manual -> auto, V6 -> V8, etc.), they say things like: “if you want a V8 then sell the V6 and buy a V8”.

Bought not built.
Enthusiast: Any insight or tips for swapping my Camaro’s V6 for a LS1?
Oil Changer: If you want a V8 just sell the V6 and buy a V8, it’s easier.
by built_yota September 30, 2022
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Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.
"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"
by Dyluxray June 7, 2020
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The Renny G Oil Change

When performing The Renny G Oil Change, you get on your knees and suck another guy off until he finishes in your mouth. Then, you spit his cum on your Renny Dick and proceed to fuck the shit out of a girl. Then you wait and see who got her pregnant.
Bro, last night I did The Renny G Oil Change with Fannypack Boy and Jellypickle!
by UhhDexter November 14, 2017
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Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.
that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.
by sgtinf December 28, 2011
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Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.
The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.
by xXxX June 11, 2013
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Arabian Oil Change

the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.
Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.
by StormCloud1 April 16, 2010
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Russian Oil Change

When one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her vagina.
That bitch wanted me to make her wet, so I gave her a Russian Oil Change.
by Bgireland February 25, 2012
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