fannypack 

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region

1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"

fannypack by jady September 21, 2004

fannypack 

Someone who insists on drinking only "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing chores or work-related activies, but is really doing one of three things

1. Playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Playing the same game, but on computer
3. Rubbing one out.
You can usually spot a quote-on-quote Fannypack by his complainning, agressive nature or yamaka.

Dave- " Hey, you guys all wanna hang out later today?"

Scott-"Yeah i can."

Rush-" Sounds good to me, bro."

Nate-" Nah sorry I can't. I got stuff to do."

All Three- "God Nate, your such a fannypack."

Nate-"Shut up, fags."

fannypack by eh-ho-ho...duster August 25, 2010

fannypack 

one funky azz groop

see tommy boy records - camel-toe!

fannypack cd be bumpin'...

fannypack by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

fannypack 

A fannypack is a group of fanboys and/or fangirls who are avid supporters of a person, place, thing etc.

Apple computer fannypacks line up to buy the new IPhone 6 at The Mall of America.
Bodyguard protects musician from rabid fannypack.

fannypack by JB Buttle August 26, 2013

Fannypack 

Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora

Martin-"We should all hang out this friday."

Derek-"Yeah sounds like a great plan."

Tyler-"That would be Awesome."

Nate-"Thanks for the offer but I already have plans for that day."

All Three-"Wow Nate, you're such a FANNYPACK!!!"

Nate-"Sorry I actually have a life and have other things to do."

Fannypack by Du So Good December 14, 2010

Fannypack 

A crude sexual act. One must pick up a big girl with excessive rolls, then do her from behind. While in the act, lift up the rolls hard and pull them together, creating a fannypack.

I fannypacked that ho!

Fannypack by petie pie May 15, 2008

FannyPack 

They will never not get on it. Lit bitches that know how to party, like a pack of wolves they come out to play at night.

Tfffff

Guy 1: Oh my god! Who are they?!

Guy 2: That’s the Fannypack…

Fannypack: Tffff

Guy 3: Who???

Fannypack: Immmmmmm

FannyPack by fannypack#1 August 20, 2022