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OH SHI-
Usually stated when realizing you are completely fucked and are about to be killed or be mortally wounded. Also used when someone has fucked up and is about to blow themselves or something important to kingdom come.
Guy: *plants a bomb on the building* Wait...that's OUR building! OH SHI- *Insert generic massive explosion here*
OH SHI- by Drunken Demoman March 14, 2010
Oh SHi- I mean God no
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
Oh SHi- I mean God no by MonkishAphid69420 December 10, 2019
oh shit, i'm sorry
What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017
oh shit im out of toilet paper
1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011
oh shit handle
The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
oh shit handle by Andrukas January 4, 2004
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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