Oh My Jesus 

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

Oh My Jesus by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

Oh My Jesus 

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

Oh My Jesus by newkidondablock September 22, 2011

Oh My Jesus Fuck 

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected

"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"

Oh My Jesus Fuck by Jackstepher January 9, 2008

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits 

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008

ohmyjesus 

To express suprise, much like ohmygawd. Formed by combining "oh", "my", and "jesus". This is the illigitamate son of ohmygawd who will reincarnate later or somthing.

Spackerdave: "Ohmygawd, we forgot to do the math homework! AND I JUST BROKE MY LEG"
ReZ: "ohmyjesus"

ohmyjesus by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020