Off and On
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Off and On by Nathanaut November 19, 2016
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hands off cocks and on socks
Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…
hands off cocks and on socks by Scottis February 15, 2025
Related Words
Off and On • Off and onner • hands off cocks and on socks • On and Off Relationship • on and off texter • Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level! • Get off your high horse, and get onto your unicorn. • Poop on me and lick it off • back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut • Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
On and Off Relationship
When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next
Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship
On and Off Relationship by yohoewce May 23, 2015
on and off texter
person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.
dude 1: You know that one chick?
dude 2: Yeah the hot one?
dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.
dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter
dude 2: Yeah the hot one?
dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.
dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter
on and off texter by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010
on and off relationship
two people who talk one day then dont another. they stop talking then immediately go back to talking
on and off relationship by mollynpercosets April 8, 2017
Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level!
Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level! by GuruCMU November 17, 2006
Poop on me and lick it off
You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!
Poop on me and lick it off by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011
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