Off and On 

The solution to every problem ever in the history of creation.
Works for lamps, television, and internet connection.

"The baby's dead."
"Did you try turning it Off and On?"

Off and On by Nathanaut November 19, 2016

hands off cocks and on socks 

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

hands off cocks and on socks by Scottis February 15, 2025

On and Off Relationship 

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next

Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship

On and Off Relationship by yohoewce May 23, 2015

on and off texter 

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

on and off texter by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010

on and off relationship 

two people who talk one day then dont another. they stop talking then immediately go back to talking

taylor and moses have an on and off relationship

on and off relationship by mollynpercosets April 8, 2017

Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level! 

Used to shut up swagger jackers, haters, and others tryin to mess up our grind.

Alexa was swagger jackin so i was like "Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level!"

Get off my Hustle and Get on my Level! by GuruCMU November 17, 2006

Poop on me and lick it off 

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

Poop on me and lick it off by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011