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olimar syndrome
a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.
symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
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Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
olimar syndrome by dr. dumptruck December 19, 2020
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Olimar
An awesome Nintendo character. Olimar was in his rocket ship in space but he crashed in the Planet Of The Pikmin. His life support detected that the oxygen in The Planet Of The Pikmin had poison in it and his life support system can only last for 30 more days. Olimar has to find his missing ship parts before 30 days but luckily he found some pikmin that will help him survive. They help him carry stuff,attack enemies,and find the ship parts. Eventually Olimar finds all of his ship parts then he returns home and the pikmin learn to fend for themselves. Olimar made an appearance in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
Olimar
Olimar by nintendo09y7789908yu9ijo June 17, 2009
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