Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.
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When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.
Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
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Get the crusty octopus mug.Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.
"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"
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Get the Blue Octopus Space Station mug.Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.
Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.
Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
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A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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