Definitions by TLC1234

Quantum Enbanglement 

When you have sex with an identical twin and see their twin for the first time

I was having sex with Chloe and then met her sister Zoe later that night. I experienced a feeling of quantum enbanglement after looking her up and down.

Quantum Enbanglement by TLC1234 September 27, 2021

charity

An organization who collects money to satisfy the needs of the people, especially broke college kids looking for ways to have a good time without spending their own money.

The Lazy Charity, Jerry's Kids, Ronald Mcdonald House

charity by TLC1234 June 3, 2006

Reverse Funnel 

Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.

I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk

Reverse Funnel by TLC1234 November 27, 2005

party shock 

When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".

Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.

party shock by TLC1234 September 25, 2005

oppodouche

One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. Usually male. Pronouned oppo as in opposite.

Day 1, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 1, Them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code SON

Day 2 with opposite sex, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 2 with opposite sex, Them: That is very insensitive of you and I'm sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. You should learn to be more respecful to girls.
You: (thinking to yourself) He's a fucking oppodouche

oppodouche by TLC1234 September 24, 2005

deucer 

A double shot of hard alcohol

All those deucers put me to the ground

deucer by TLC1234 September 23, 2005

Eighter

A college class at 8 in the morning

I can only drink until 3am because I have an eighter in the morning

Eighter by TLC1234 September 23, 2005