Outdouche 

To surpass or exceed a douchebag in performance; to one-up a douchebag.

Douchebag: Damn, I've already spent over $500 on food and drinks the last 2 days in Chicago and we haven't even had dinner tonight yet.

Outdoucher: oh yea? Well, I outdouched you by spending $750 tonight on an amazing sushi dinner!!

Outdouche by Duperpooper June 21, 2012

Obdouche Triangle 

Body-shape acquired from extensive recreation involving the use of ONLY the upper body muscles. This results in the excessive strength and size of the upper body which gives a Tool an upside-down triangle figure. Little do they know that the contrast in size only brings out the fact that every part of their lower body is of insignificant size

That obdouche triangle could probably run faster on his hands than with those chicken legs, what a tool.

Obdouche Triangle by F'n Squirrel September 24, 2009

OutTorched

When someone clearly doesnt know how to hit the bong and keeps the lighter for more than 10 secs on the bowl of the bong or pipe.......

avg stoner: Dude take a lot at that massive bong hit , that guy is milking the bong...
tru stoner: Man , he OutTorched the bowl, waste of weed.......

OutTorched by cada4200 August 19, 2009

Octodouche 

One who engages in such douchebaggery that it permeates your soul.

"he's a douchebag six ways to Sunday...plus an extra Monday and Tuesday thrown in for good measure." also "it takes eight normal douchebags to equal the amount of vinegar and water flowing through his veins. What an Octodouche"

Octodouche by nofax1 June 3, 2009

outdouched 

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts

examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion

outdouched by hwic December 27, 2007