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If Asians are called Oriental, then Europeans should be called Occidental.
by awmm October 11, 2015
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occidental college

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One of the best liberal arts colleges in the country. The work load is comparable to that of an Ivy League school and Obama went there for two years. It is located in Los Angeles.
"Hey have you heard of Occidental College?"
"Yeah it's that school the president went to."
by Emily Osments June 20, 2013
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Occidental College

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A private liberal arts school in Los Angeles. A place where overprivileged white preps pretend to be quirky and leftist while their parents pay for their $80,000/year bill. Preaches equity and diversity while being one of the most expensive colleges in America and failing to provide any support for the few students of color.
The University of Spoiled Children? That's Occidental College.

Ted has a 4.0 GPA and comes from a family in the bottom 50% of income earners. Instead of giving Ted a scholarship, Occidental told him to "Go fuck yourself".
by WolfOfTerchová October 24, 2023
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There has been an attack on Negros Occidental of Cyberbullying, threatening on not knowing how to speak English,

the victims are in the following, Ray Owen. Mayreel Tagupa, Irish Ryenne Anne, and also Gaieza Rish, the predators are also in the following, Cristina Madele Gale, Flloyd Nufable, Carl Roniquillo, are more,
occuring time is 9:50 pm, 14/09/2021. Latest Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental.
by IM THE MDFKN ASSHOLE September 14, 2021
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Accidental Adult

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An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.
Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010
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When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.
In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."
by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017
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accidental thumb

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When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
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