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Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
Get the Five dollar foot longmug. when you mean "am I right" as in "amirite" but autocorrect thinks you mean "emirate" as in "United Arab Emirates"
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies January 3, 2018
Get the emiratemug. When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
Get the accidental thumbmug. A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.
Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019
Get the friendship burgermug. When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.
If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.
All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.
All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."
Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies March 27, 2017
Get the soft move-inmug. When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.
Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019
Get the accidental neckbeardismmug. Surfing the web for bras.
Girl: I've got to find the right bra for a backless dress I'm wearing on my wedding.
Other girl: Oh man, bra shopping can be so tough.
Girl: Yeah, I'll probably spend hours brawsing.
Other girl: Oh man, bra shopping can be so tough.
Girl: Yeah, I'll probably spend hours brawsing.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 23, 2016
Get the brawsingmug.