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obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated
I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.
obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.
"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

Obliterated 

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.
Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.
Obliterated by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

obliterated 

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.
Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

obliterize 

A cooler way to say "obliterate" which was originated by Sid and definitely not Kim, no matter what she says.
Sid: "I'm gonna obliterize Joe's BBQ today."
Kim: "That's my word! Why are you always copying me!"
Sid: "Forget about it, check out urban dictionary. It says it's my word."
obliterize by Sid247 December 27, 2008

utterly obliterated 

to completely and irreversibly destroy an object, or person.
Person 1: *breaks a mug*
Person 2: utterly obliterated
Person 3: *steps on landmine*
Person 4: utterly obliterated
utterly obliterated by wyurf January 27, 2023