obliterize 

A cooler way to say "obliterate" which was originated by Sid and definitely not Kim, no matter what she says.

Sid: "I'm gonna obliterize Joe's BBQ today."
Kim: "That's my word! Why are you always copying me!"
Sid: "Forget about it, check out urban dictionary. It says it's my word."

obliterize by Sid247 December 27, 2008

obliterated 

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

obliterated by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

wig obliterated

when you are legit SO SHOOK that before your wig can even be snatched... it disappears. You are so shook to the point that you don't even have a wig anymore. Said by youtuber Ricky Dillion a lot.

"OMG, I was so shook by the tea yesterday, my wig OBLITERATED."

wig obliterated by cccccccjjjjj May 19, 2019

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

Obliterate by skylarskank August 2, 2008

Obliterate

The act of epically killing somebody.

Person 1: “Dude, my mom is so annoying..”
Person 2: “Obliterate her ass.”
Person 1: “What?”
Person 2: “Kill her..”

Obliterate by TodoDekuIsGay October 27, 2019

obliterape 

verb (used with object), -d, -aping.

1. to destroy by means of rape.
2. to blot out or render undecipherable by means of rhetorical rape.

"Susan was so up for it that night I obliteraped her ass several times."

"John is in the process of obliteraping all the incriminating hardcore kitten porn stored on his PC."

obliterape by mr_loz May 6, 2009

Obliterated 

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

Obliterated by Oily bastard August 9, 2018