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Best goalie in the universe of football. Can only be compared to the greats- Peter Schmeikel, Lev Yashin... when your defense fucks up, he is the one eating shit for you, making incredible goalbound saves. Your dream is to score the perfect goal? He's already stopped it. That goal is his home, and you are not welcomed there. Has saved Atletico's ass many times, and will do it again. Most humble man on Earth, the fame doesn't get to him. Comparing him to De Gea is like comparing lions to humans- De Gea doesn't walk on the same Earth as him, he is way out of De Gea's league, De Gea is a peasant standing next to this giant. If he were from a bigger country say England or Germany or France instead of Slovenia he would be hyped up much more.
Damn, that was a nice save, Oblak saved some ass there.
Wow, you pulled an Oblak, you saved my ass out there.
Oblak by Soccerplayer_showtunes October 13, 2019
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Jan Oblak 

Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.
Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved
Jan Oblak by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021
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Oblak • Jan Oblak • Oblamer • obla • obladi oblada • olakunle • obake • obakeng • oblek • olaka

Oblablabla

What Americans call Obama after 8 years of saying what we want to hear and not changing a damn thing.
President Oblablabla is running his mouth again out campaigning for Hillary and the new world order, what a Hill Hole.
Oblablabla by OwenTate September 19, 2016

Oblahblah 

Using many words to convey something that lacks substance.
Barack: I believe that we all strive for a nation that works tirelessly to find ways to insure that we may be able to one day feel that what once seemed improbable is now well within reach...

Joe: Oblahblah...
Oblahblah by Splodeyhead February 15, 2008

Olakunle 

Olakunle is a name given to males (not all) from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria which translates to "wealth has filled my home"

People with the name Olakunle tend to be very caring and very understanding people who will always try to make people around them happy, No matter giw they themselves are feeling.
If you have an Olakunle keep him because he will make you very happy.
Olakunle my boyfriend would never cheat on me
Olakunle by Bosoro December 17, 2018

Olakunle 

Olakunle is a man loyal to his people. Someone who is a man of his word. A good man who protects his people. A good man who treats everyone with respect. A good man who takes responsibility for himself and his actions. He may not express his emotions but he truly cares if only you get to know him. His strength is his knowledge, wisdom and understanding of how things should be.
A true leader/king behaves like an Olakunle.
Olakunle by ArcGaijin June 2, 2020
To be better than others, but humble with thy self.
Don't consider yourself an Olak, if you are not able to be proud of your blood line.
Olak by Whispering Willow February 5, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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