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Best goalie in the universe of football. Can only be compared to the greats- Peter Schmeikel, Lev Yashin... when your defense fucks up, he is the one eating shit for you, making incredible goalbound saves. Your dream is to score the perfect goal? He's already stopped it. That goal is his home, and you are not welcomed there. Has saved Atletico's ass many times, and will do it again. Most humble man on Earth, the fame doesn't get to him. Comparing him to De Gea is like comparing lions to humans- De Gea doesn't walk on the same Earth as him, he is way out of De Gea's league, De Gea is a peasant standing next to this giant. If he were from a bigger country say England or Germany or France instead of Slovenia he would be hyped up much more.
Damn, that was a nice save, Oblak saved some ass there.
Wow, you pulled an Oblak, you saved my ass out there.
Oblak by Soccerplayer_showtunes October 13, 2019
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Jan Oblak 

Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.
Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021
A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved
Jan Oblak by Atletifan173 June 22, 2021
Related Words
Oblak Jan Oblak Oblamer obla obladi oblada olakunle obake obakeng oblek olaka

Oblablabla

What Americans call Obama after 8 years of saying what we want to hear and not changing a damn thing.
President Oblablabla is running his mouth again out campaigning for Hillary and the new world order, what a Hill Hole.
Oblablabla by OwenTate September 19, 2016

Oblahblah 

Using many words to convey something that lacks substance.
Barack: I believe that we all strive for a nation that works tirelessly to find ways to insure that we may be able to one day feel that what once seemed improbable is now well within reach...

Joe: Oblahblah...
Oblahblah by Splodeyhead February 15, 2008

Olakunle 

Olakunle is a name given to males (not all) from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria which translates to "wealth has filled my home"

People with the name Olakunle tend to be very caring and very understanding people who will always try to make people around them happy, No matter giw they themselves are feeling.
If you have an Olakunle keep him because he will make you very happy.
Olakunle my boyfriend would never cheat on me
Olakunle by Bosoro December 17, 2018

Olakunle 

Olakunle is a man loyal to his people. Someone who is a man of his word. A good man who protects his people. A good man who treats everyone with respect. A good man who takes responsibility for himself and his actions. He may not express his emotions but he truly cares if only you get to know him. His strength is his knowledge, wisdom and understanding of how things should be.
A true leader/king behaves like an Olakunle.
Olakunle by ArcGaijin June 2, 2020
To be better than others, but humble with thy self.
Don't consider yourself an Olak, if you are not able to be proud of your blood line.
Olak by Whispering Willow February 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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