Objectophobia 

The fear of saying or publically accepting objective/scientific truths that have no discriminatory intentions. (Usually, because they are 'deemed' destructive/discriminative and a social taboo.)

Due to gender politics, my generation has objectophobia toward the idea of biological sexes and their inherent features. (eg. female = menstruation, pregnancy)

Objectophobia by Vivian Crow February 8, 2023

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03

(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?

objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.

I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.

Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011

objectaphobia 

The fear of all inanimate objects.

When John saw my new toaster, he wanted to hide under his blanket, but was too afraid his blanket would eat him. Classic case of objectaphobia

objectaphobia by MikeyBeeeeee January 2, 2012

joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025