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Objectophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.
That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy
Objectophile by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03
(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?
objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

objectaphilia 

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.
I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.
objectaphilia by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectophile 

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.
My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile
objectophile by SB018 May 25, 2023

objectophile 

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.
Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.
objectophile by JD Stein December 15, 2007

Objectophobia 

The fear of saying or publically accepting objective/scientific truths that have no discriminatory intentions. (Usually, because they are 'deemed' destructive/discriminative and a social taboo.)
Due to gender politics, my generation has objectophobia toward the idea of biological sexes and their inherent features. (eg. female = menstruation, pregnancy)
Objectophobia by Vivian Crow February 8, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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