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Objectophilia 

Term used to describe falling in love with a gadget or any other inanimate object.
I love my iPhone/iPad and the world would end for me without it. Or I woke up slobbering on my iPad 2 and my iPhone 4 got jealous. Or I suffer from Objectophilia because I want to marry my iDevice.
Objectophilia by iSkip August 6, 2011
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Objectophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.
That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy
Objectophile by CromBomb June 29, 2016

objectophiliac 

freaks who's sexually attracted
to buildings.

// How i Met Your mother S09E03
(1)- You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
(1)- Wait, are you one of those freaks who's sexually attracted to buildings?
(2)- An objectophiliac?
(2)- No way.
(1)- Then why do you know what they're called?
objectophiliac by Zombie_Smasher October 1, 2013

objectaphilia 

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.
I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.
objectaphilia by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectophile 

Someone who is sexually attracted and an EDP445 at objects, which is most common in the Object Show Community.
My friend who watched BFDI is an objectophile
objectophile by SB018 May 25, 2023

objectophile 

A person who has sexual feelings for an object like a building

A person who has sex wit han object.
Everett is in love with a stick he named Mika, therefore he is an objectophile.
objectophile by JD Stein December 15, 2007

Objectophobia 

The fear of saying or publically accepting objective/scientific truths that have no discriminatory intentions. (Usually, because they are 'deemed' destructive/discriminative and a social taboo.)
Due to gender politics, my generation has objectophobia toward the idea of biological sexes and their inherent features. (eg. female = menstruation, pregnancy)
Objectophobia by Vivian Crow February 8, 2023
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