Obesitoy

A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.

Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?

by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010

childhood obesity

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit

You have childhood obesity

by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

fat nigga obesity

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

obesity

The #1 killer of Americans.

self explanatory, don't you think?

by J-Monkey April 20, 2005

Obesity Lumps

Obesity lumps are chungus swells and lumps and they make you go very g-fuel like and give you great roast ideas, or can be very good in general.

“That song is very obesity lumps.”
Or “That guy has obesity lumps.”

by Jooshwah101 June 23, 2021

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 1, 2005

obesity

Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.

Usage: That trucker is one motherf-cker that is f-ckin riddled by obesity, f-ck.

by ... November 27, 2003