It is perhaps the very key to our future existance. The 355th day of the year is December 21st. The Mayan calander ends on December 21, 2012. Coincidence? I think not.
When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.