S_t_G's definitions

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

SafeSearch is off

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 14, 2004

P-Unit

Short for Pussy-Unit. Like G-Unit, except that instead of consisting of respected, rappers, it consists of weak, little, wannabe pussies.

(Group of white guys, aka wiggers) Yo, we hardcore!
(Other guy) Ha ah ha! Your just P-Unit!

by S_t_G October 15, 2004

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 1, 2005

ptkfgs

ptkfgs is an acronym for "Punch the keys for God's sake!"

It is a line from Finding Forester said by Sean Connery a few moments before the now classic internet catchphrase "You're the man now dog!"

*tap tap tap*

Punch the keys for God's sake! (ptkfgs)

*punch punch punch*

You're the man now dog!

by S_t_G April 15, 2006

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005