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The ultimate mid-life crisis car.
When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.
by S_t_G April 06, 2005

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The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.

(The other definitions are better)
Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<
by S_t_G December 19, 2004

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An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears
Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.
by S_t_G December 26, 2004

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More stoners and pot growers per capita that pretty much anywhere else in the world.
Los Osos, although a small town, is a major agricultural mecca. ;)
by S_t_G May 07, 2005

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A just punishment for over eating.
Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.
by S_t_G March 01, 2005

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Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D
Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".
by S_t_G December 26, 2004

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The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.
- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"
by S_t_G December 25, 2004

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