bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 15, 2004

Tipper Gore

The spawn of Satan. A stupid, uptight (surprizingly liberal) bitch, and wife of Al Gore, who has nothing better to do than to try and destroy America.

(The other definitions are better)

Tipper Gore is the spawn of Satan! >_<

by S_t_G December 19, 2004

obesity

A just punishment for over eating.

Obesity is the price you pay for being a lazy ass.

by S_t_G March 01, 2005

slk

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

by S_t_G April 06, 2005

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

ptkfgs

ptkfgs is an acronym for "Punch the keys for God's sake!"

It is a line from Finding Forester said by Sean Connery a few moments before the now classic internet catchphrase "You're the man now dog!"

*tap tap tap*

Punch the keys for God's sake! (ptkfgs)

*punch punch punch*

You're the man now dog!

by S_t_G March 07, 2006