milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

slk

One of many two door roadsters out there for middle aged men who are going through their midlife crisis.

When Bob noticed he was developing a bald spot, the first thing he did was run out to his local Mercedes Benz dealer, and buy himself an expensive SLK roadster.

by S_t_G April 06, 2005

Esc

The "escape" key. It, like, closes windows, or programs, or something like that. Often used in vain by computer illiterate school teachers to somehow fix a frozen computer.

- "Mrs. So-and-so!"
- "Yes?"
- "I think my computer froze."
*teacher walks over*
- "Hmmm...."
*teacher repeatedly taps the "Esc" key*
- "Well, I'm not sure what's wrong. Just go to another computer."
- "But I'm in the middle of an assignment!"
- "Well, tough shit!"

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

ptkfgs

ptkfgs is an acronym for "Punch the keys for God's sake!"

It is a line from Finding Forester said by Sean Connery a few moments before the now classic internet catchphrase "You're the man now dog!"

*tap tap tap*

Punch the keys for God's sake! (ptkfgs)

*punch punch punch*

You're the man now dog!

by S_t_G March 07, 2006

SafeSearch is off

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

Boom! Headshot!

The signature catch phrase of FPS Doug, from the acclaimed Pure Pwnage series.

FPS Doug: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

by S_t_G August 08, 2005

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005