obesian 

n. an obese person that tends to have a inflated ego due to the co-opted "body positivity" movement originally for people with unfixable medical conditions that has since unfortunately became a bastardized version sometimes referred to as the "fat positivity"movement that is trying to normalize unhealthy dietary practices and a lack of self-discipline.

"look at gross blue-haired obesian girl ove there waddling over to checkout with a big bag of chips and an XL drink... It's fuckin' gross, bro.'

obesian by oppaioids February 5, 2024

Obesian 

Really Obese and FAT people/animals

My cat is a real obesian
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He was an obesian before he started working out

Obesian by cafetastic February 13, 2024

Obesiate 

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.

He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.

Obesiate by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009

Obecian 

Dwellers of a colorful community in southern california, specifically a beach area within the city of San Diego proper, known as Ocean Beach, or "OB". Since the '60's this community has embraced its reputation as the last real beach community on the west coast, and a haven of counterculture and both aging and younger "hippies".

"You know I really love living in OB, except for all the Obecians"

Obecian by John1962 December 14, 2008

Ohesians

The term used to describe the natives of Ohio that cannot drive.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that?! That driver almost ran us off of the road just now!

Person 2: I know! If only those Ohesians could ever learn how to drive properly.

Ohesians by dankdar bahablaster May 7, 2011

ogbesian 

(og'bee-zhan)
n.

1. A stainless steel telescoping rod with gripper claws and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move toilet paper back and forth.

I get all my centaur equipment and "Ogbesians and Such" on 57th St.

ogbesian by partizan92 July 25, 2007

Obesinator

The BIGGEST, most fattening sandwich ever created. Every possible thing slammed together and bunned into a sandwich, as long as it's unhealthy.

You are a fatass, so you made an obesinator and ate the fuck out of it.

Obesinator by Slashdeath97 July 9, 2009