ohesian 

slang for "one from Ohio" usually used in a derogatory manner.

"Those damn ohesians cant drive if their lives depended on it!"

ohesian by Big J-I-Double-Z December 14, 2008

Ohesians

The term used to describe the natives of Ohio that cannot drive.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that?! That driver almost ran us off of the road just now!

Person 2: I know! If only those Ohesians could ever learn how to drive properly.

Ohesians by dankdar bahablaster May 7, 2011

Ohisian 

Someone with Ohio plates who drives in the left lane for miles with no regard for the traffic who wishes to pass. Usually Ohisians drive a mini van but sometimes they can be spotted in a 70's Japanese compact that should have been scrapped in the early 80's.

I would have been home much earlier but this damn Ohisian was in the passing lane for ten miles.

Ohisian by Mkdaddy October 21, 2013

ohisian 

A wandering Ohio native in the land of the Steelers.

Hey yinz guys! Look over here, an Ohisian. Hey Ohisian, the browns suck!

ohisian by drewl2004 January 23, 2008

Ohisian 

A term used to describe anyone who has originated from Ohio. Main characteristics of an Ohisian are dim-wittedness, telling irrelevant and not funny jokes/stories, mumbling speech, excessive use of the phrase "I seen" + a noun, occasional snorting which usually accompanies a Goofy-esque laugh when something is deeming funny or unusual, and a horrific sense of style.

When Roger told us that ridiculously boring story the other night, I thought, "That guy is SO Ohisian".

The Ohisian woman was consistently made fun of due to her Aqua-Net infused hairstyle, horrifically moo-moo-esque teal cotton dress, and the one can of Budweiser that seemed as if it were glued to her hand all night.

Ohisian by Ohisian319 May 6, 2008

obesian 

n. an obese person that tends to have a inflated ego due to the co-opted "body positivity" movement originally for people with unfixable medical conditions that has since unfortunately became a bastardized version sometimes referred to as the "fat positivity"movement that is trying to normalize unhealthy dietary practices and a lack of self-discipline.

"look at gross blue-haired obesian girl ove there waddling over to checkout with a big bag of chips and an XL drink... It's fuckin' gross, bro.'

obesian by oppaioids February 5, 2024

Obesian 

Really Obese and FAT people/animals

My cat is a real obesian
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He was an obesian before he started working out

Obesian by cafetastic February 13, 2024