OPWDN 

Overpaid politician who does nothing.

Our representative is nothing more than an OPWDN!

OPWDN by Yobberson April 2, 2022

opwnion 

(Noun)

1. Similar to an opinion, but very clearly superior in every way to other opinions.

2. An absolute truth.

From the root "pwn," netspeak used when describing the act of dominating an opponent.

1. "In my opwnion, Megan Fox is hands down the most attractive female celebrity."

2. "Harvard is just a terrible institution for undergraduate education. But hey, that's just my opwnion."

opwnion by worst class ever D 09 May 31, 2009

opwanus

when a man stretches his penis to his asshole and inserts it past his sphincter either for warmth or out of complete bordom because he has no life.

1. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on so he did a good old Opwanus to entertain himself. but then he got a boner and now he feels violated and gay.

2. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on and his dick was freezing so he did the good old Opwanus and warmed up his dick. but then he got a boner and he felt violated and gay

opwanus by power thrust Mctavish April 6, 2010