OPKING 

OPKING is a born leader who is ready to sacrifice almost anything to achieve his goal. He's drop dead gorgeous with ample sense of humour. He is loyal and trustworthy though can be unpredictable sometimes.

Have you met OPKING, boy would I like to be like him.

OPKING by Timi.o July 24, 2023

ooking 

making ape-like noises

"Excuse me sir, what time is it?" asked Andy
threatened by the sudden question, Roy started ooking like a chimp at Andy and threw some faeces on him

ooking by holyX October 25, 2017

opting out 

to kill yourself

(i.e. to opt out of life)

Guy 1: Have you seen Jay around?

Guy 2: Oh shit man, he opted out.

Guy 1: All my friends seem to be opting out lately

Guy2: Fuck it, let's drink

opting out by anon12 February 4, 2013

ocking 

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005

orking 

of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.

Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!

orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010

haha-oking 

Putting an end to an SMS conversation especially if your interlocutor is a last texter. Usually it is very hard to respond to such an answer.

Sarah: nat is such a bitch! do u know what she did last night?? i hate her so much!!
Jimmy: haha ok
Sarah: You always try to abort our conversations prematurely... Stop haha-oking me!
Jimmy: haha ok

haha-oking by 4p£x October 17, 2010

urban co-opting 

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.

See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.

urban co-opting by UDM111 September 18, 2013