ocking 

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005

Dock-Ocking 

The process of adding mechanical limbs onto something, whether it be through attaching to the skin or to a device that should be worn.

You know what my OC is missing? A little bit of Dock-Ocking.

Dock-Ocking by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022

ooking 

making ape-like noises

"Excuse me sir, what time is it?" asked Andy
threatened by the sudden question, Roy started ooking like a chimp at Andy and threw some faeces on him

ooking by holyX October 25, 2017

OCing 

Overclocking. To increase the speed of a computer's processor from its normal speed.

After OCing my quad-core, even my piece of shit Windows Vista loads fast!

OCing by RandomFuckingName August 21, 2009

orking 

of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.

Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!

orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010

haha-oking 

Putting an end to an SMS conversation especially if your interlocutor is a last texter. Usually it is very hard to respond to such an answer.

Sarah: nat is such a bitch! do u know what she did last night?? i hate her so much!!
Jimmy: haha ok
Sarah: You always try to abort our conversations prematurely... Stop haha-oking me!
Jimmy: haha ok

haha-oking by 4p£x October 17, 2010

Ooking 

The sound that is heard when a monkey wakes up from a long sleep session after gaming throughout the night

Monkey: {Ooks}
Person 1: Hey did you hear that?
Person 2: Yeah, the monkey must be ooking again.
Person 1: Wow, what an epic gamer.

Ooking by YTRedW August 7, 2019