oaking

The act of jerking off on an oak tree

Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

oaking

The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.

Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

and that's on the oaks

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

by OAKTRICK CASEY August 5, 2020

Oaked

Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.

"Ted's football team got oaked"

"Lewis is getting oaked"

"Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"

by Repixelated August 4, 2019

THE OAK

An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.

The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.

by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

Oak

Person, male or female.
Common South African slang.

Person 1: What's that oak doing?
Person 2: Stupid idiot, the oak's just caught himself on fire.

by Miss Mac January 19, 2009

Oaked

Oaked(n) The act of losing in a game or a competitive event.

E.g "Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

"Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

Or similarly - "you're getting oaked mate"

by Repixelated August 4, 2019