ONHWU 

Stands for "Oh no, hey, what's up?"
When you're not necessarily ignoring someone, but they say something along the lines of "hey did you see my last text/call?"

Did you see I called?

onhwu?

Just text my back like a real person.

no really, whats up?

ONHWU by P Diddy Kong January 28, 2024

ohwur mybur 

Oh word? My Bad

Popularized by IGN's Xbox Podcast "TRL"

Nate Ahearn - Dude, you just slept with my Girlfriend!
Hilary Goldstein (a guy) - Ohwur Mybur

ohwur mybur by FrEezing January 20, 2009

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Why the fuck did you look this up

jdenf oiwbhirucnaeowifchwaeuifhweuoinhxiouehIUNFTIHNWCUHUY378Q32HRHCW ONHW487YY7898979889890q4yn78crw478rh89q32y478ty3yfnawuxe98QW798RY9Qy70789783rn74ayv9uny3780TN5E908UMHG9UCSHMY48C7NV878WME4W is not a normal thing to look up on Urban Dictionary

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Onwuamaegbu 

The House of Onwuamaegbu are current descendants from a long line of royalty spanning from Nigeria to Egypt. The first finding of “Onwuamaegbu” is a 335 B.C. tomb of Queen Tach, who is known to have been a curt but loving ruler. Queen tach was said to have a sexual prowess no empire could withhold. She was found covered in cow-hide and is believed to have loved the bloody taste of raw beef, her friends, and a sad tune or two for weeping after long nights partying with her populous, often during she found that men didn’t treat her Majesty as she deserved. These men were never found again. To pay respects to her highness Onwuamaegbu, tourists visiting her tomb often leave fresh garlic sauce & bread soaked in white wine. She was buried with her pet, September.

Have you heard of the House of Onwuamaegbu?
Yes! Queen Tach is the ancient ruler that had a lot of sex!

Onwuamaegbu by nikemnatasha November 23, 2021

Kevin Onwuka

The bestest friend, most loyal person and coolest person in the world. Always there for everyone even when they’re not for him.

Hey I need some Kevin Onwuka

Kevin Onwuka by anonymous May 19, 2026