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The ultimate fair weather fan, coming out every four years or so. They claim to be huge sports fans and claim to partake in woke culture. Usually, they cannot stand real sports or leagues as the the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL or professional flopping as the Premier League (Soccer). They most likely have never played sports, watched or attended; yet they ruin the true fan’s ideology and fun. When the Olympics are not mainstream they consider real sports stupid, dangerous, ignorant and unfortunately racist, though most times that is not the case at all.
Bad Bwandyn - “You should have taken the Australian to beat Ledeky in that swim competition!”

Olympiot - “ How could you say that!? She’s the ultimate athlete and a wonderful woman. I watched her four years ago and she won! You’re cruel by saying that, go back to your masculinity and manly dominated sports! You know nothing!”

Bad Bwandyn - “I knew those plus odds for team Australia!”
Olympiot by Grizzly Brett July 26, 2021

The Olympics

Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!
I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.
The Olympics by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Ark Bar Olympics 

The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"

Olympics withdrawal 

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over
The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.

the suffering olympics 

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.
Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

Indoor Olympics 

Sex indoors, typically one’s home, more specifically the bedroom.
After our third date, Ashley took me to her house for some Indoor Olympics.
Indoor Olympics by Seamless78 June 19, 2018