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Online but away from keyboard.

Guy #1: Yesterday I tried speaking to Alexa because she was online but she didn't answer.

Guy #2: OBAFK.

OBAFK by Fieto December 21, 2010

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obake

Hawaiian Japanese term for "ghost stories" (as opposed to regular Japanese term - "Kaidan")

Glen Grant (1947 - 2003) was Hawaii's foremost specialist on Obake and other supernatural experiences.

obake by Sanskrit September 30, 2004

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OBAFK • obake • obakeng • obafemi • OBAFFLEGAB • OBAFGKM • Obafunsho • ObaKa • obaka burger • obakani

obafemi

Obafemi means "king loves me" or "King wants me".

it's a Yoruba name from South-west Nigeria.
Obafemi is a handsome man, sweet, loving, caring, selfless and Godfearing .
Obafemi are usually very wise and intelligent.

Obafemi is a name given to royalties .

Obafemi is my husband.
Get you an Obafemi in your life.

Obafemi is a generous man

Obafemi is a Prince

obafemi by Swtvictoria February 4, 2020

obakeng

Obakeng Will always make you laugh. Obakeng likes to make jokes that often brighten up your day. You'll often see him with a woman, or chilling with his bros. Obakeng is a best friend any girl or guy can ask for. He loves to forgive.

Me: I'm feeling down
Obakeng: Why?
Me: I really need someone right now
Obakeng: Okay I'll be your "soldier" to cry on
Me: Haha soldier (shoulder)

obakeng by Issarowwynation 💖 August 18, 2019

OBAFFLEGAB

Describes the incomprehensible and pretentious verbiage used by our beloved president when he attempts to convey a thought without the use of one or all of his fifteen teleprompters. Bafflegab is related to gobbledegook.

The conservative township, as always, was polite as the president obafflegabbed ,trying to answer the simplest of questions.

OBAFFLEGAB by angusstudmuffin April 19, 2009

obakpororo

Obakpororo are always sharp in memories, always humble and stubborn, hardworking, good looking and also being jealous easily
most likely they are romantic (cute and handsome)

If you find any obakpororo around you, count yourself as a lucky someone

obakpororo by Kvng Zebroski-Doh February 3, 2020

Obakeng

A big fat thiccc chunky juicy gorilla

your obakeng

Obakeng by yourlocalterrorist May 10, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026