People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables. Much like P.E.T.A, and mostly used against P.E.T.A members. Members of P.E.T.O.V are against chemical additives in vegetables, the picking of vegetables early, cutting and slicing of vegetables, and the consumption of vegetables. Many members are Meatatarians, meaning they do not eat vegetables, and some are Medin, meaning they do not eat vegetables or anything that has vegetable product in it, nor do they wear or use anything that came from a vegetable.
Bystander1: Why is that girl chained to the salad bar?
Bystander2: She's a member of P.E.T.O.V, she's protesting.
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.
When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.
Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.